yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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