ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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