good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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