I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
