I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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