talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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it glows. i had to have it.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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