its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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