in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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