do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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