Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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