shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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