its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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