I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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