This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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