i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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