i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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