even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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