I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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