Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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