He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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