i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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