wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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