i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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