they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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