woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Randomize
