I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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