I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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