THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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