it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I could fuck to npr.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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