Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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