I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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