At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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