since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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