with your own penis?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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