His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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