It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
