Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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