that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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