i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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