The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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