I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Damn victory sex feels great
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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