How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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