I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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