Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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