she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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