"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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