He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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