do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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