So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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