if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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