he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
They took my balls.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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