So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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