So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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