my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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