You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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