The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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