I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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