its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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