Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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