So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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