Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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