PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I had to cum in my sink.
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