But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Randomize
