this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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